Funny Quotes For Labor Day
Labor Day (also known as Labour Day in in most English speaking countries) is by far one of my favorite holidays. Not only because of the day-off, but because of the meaning behind the holiday. If you aren’t familiar with the history behind the day, in short, it’s from labor unions protesting and eventually receiving workers’ rights. You can thank these brave men and women of histories past for shorter work weeks, higher pay, and overtime pay. Anyway, you aren’t here to learn. You are here to laugh!
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Sometimes it’s important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it’s essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.
Douglas Pagels, “These Are the Gifts I’d Like to Give to You”
Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.
The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.
The man who doesn’t relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
Anatole France, “The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard”
Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor.
God give me work, till my life shall end / And life, till my work is done.
Epitaph of Winifred Holtby
A bad day at work is better than a good day in hell.
I help by staying out of the way while other people are working.
Lyle “Danny” Hintz Jr.
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
Work is less boring than amusing yourself.
Roger W. Hancock
When people ask me, ‘Why can’t labor organize the way it did in the thirties?’ the answer is simple: everything we did then is now illegal.
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I wonder if the clothes in China say, “Made around the corner.”
As we celebrate Labor Day, we honor the men and women who fought tirelessly for workers’ rights, which are so critical to our strong and successful labor force. Elizabeth Esty
Summer is not obligatory. We can start an infernally hard jigsaw puzzle in June with the knowledge that, if there are enough rainy days, we may just finish it by Labor Day, but if not, there’s no harm, no penalty. We may have better things to do. Nancy Gibbs
Three times a year, there’s Strategicon convention, and I go for the board games. It happens Presidents Day, Labor Day, and Memorial Day weekends. You go and take a look at the new board games and meet a couple of board game designers, and you can check out games you don’t own from the library and then return them. Rich Sommer
Labor Day traditionally marks the end of summer and students usually go back to school the following week.
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My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!”.
I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”
She said, “You’re fired.”
In the week before Labor Day, Eli, a dirt-poor country farmer won the Lottery – half a million dollars. So to celebrate, he treated his wife and their four kids to a trip to see the Labor Day parade in New York.
He booked them rooms in the Sheraton International at the corner of Park Circle and Central Park North. They’d never been to anywhere like New York before, in fact they’d never traveled further afield than their local town, so when they got there they were completely bowled over by all the glitz, glamor and excitement of the “Big Apple”.
Eli and his son Clem were particularly mesmerized by a shiny box with silver walls in the hotel reception. They’d never before come across doors that could move apart, and then automatically close again, as neither had seen an elevator before. So they were totally amazed when a little old lady entered the shiny box and the doors closed on her. The lights on the wall by the doors flashed for a minute or so, then the doors opened and out stepped a beautiful young woman.
Eli turned to Clem and said, “Son, go get your mother.”
If all wealth is gained through labor, why is it that the wealthy never have to do any?
Science has yet to isolate the Godiva Chocolate or Prada gene, but that doesn’t mean your weakness for pricey swag isn’t woven into your DNA. According to a new study of identical twins, it’s less TV ads or Labor Day sales that make you buy the things you do than the tastes and temperaments that are already part of you at birth. Jeffrey Kluger
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There is Precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we caese work and become stragazers . – H.M. Tomlinson
I’m working on a movie called ‘Labor Day’ with Kate Winslet while still balancing kite boarding. Being an actress and an athlete is a challenge, but I’m excited to see what happens. – Maika Monroe
The true meaning of labor day is remembering those who have given their time, best efforts and worked hard in their lives for this blessed country. Happy labor day.
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A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
~ Albert Einstein
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